Warrior Princess

"I went on a schizophrenic rampage," Warrior Princess explains, poking her head over the counter, half of a broken bottle in her hand. She examines Idraax curiously. "I like magical ...

Banned for thinking I meant everyone is a poet. I meant I am one.

This is basically the same thing as the other "Rate the....above you" topics; only in this case, you rate the custom title of the user above you. :D

Banned for requiring clearness of a poet. It simply isn't done.

I'd buy me a razor and get to shavin'! What if you had only five minutes to choose the person you'd be married to for the rest of your life?

Just so you know, this novel is my NaNoWriMo entry. Pray for me!

Banned for thinking I want you to be eaten when I was saying that out of principle.

Okay, okay, if we're gonna get technical, yeah it was Adam and Eve's fault, whatever. :D They sinned because the devil convinced them to eat the forbidden fruit. Why did ...

whoops I was looking at the wrong one lol Banned for being uneaten

Banned for being in a bear's stomach. That's disgusting. XD

Flower chases Warrior Princess around the room as Dragonet looks on in astonishment. Warrior ducks behind the counter and starts hurling bottles of vodka at Flower and other patrons. Fortunately ...

I love it! Love it!! *dances around like a little girl* Nice apocalyptic mood and imagery, beautiful words. Hurrah! :D

Oh my gosh. I love this. It's so lovely and deceptively simple. It reminds me of some poet, but I can't seem to remember who. :( It seems to paint ...

Because God made us that way. Why did He make us that way?

Banned for not being able to understand even the most obscure references.